WARNING THIS POST HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT NOT MEANT FOR CHILDREN!!!!!
So we live in a neighborhood of white picket fences and manicured yards- there are lots of family and children. So when my husband said that he wanted to be a naked lady for Halloween I thought that he was joking. He was not. Then I found a nude color sweat suit with stirrups and it was on! I made him a very hairy and nipply naked lady costume complete with butt crack. When my husband saw the finally product he thought it was great but also requested a silk robe because it is pretty… I don’t know… grotesque! We finished off the look with a cheap blond wig, some gym socks and black pumps. Interesting enough, this costume gets a lot of use because of the sheer shock value. Also interesting my husband get grabbed a lot while in this costume- I think people can’t quite tell that he is a dude!